Whole Year Better Person Birthday Card
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Acknowledge another year of glorious stagnant self-improvement with this hilariously deadpan birthday card. Featuring the front-cover text "i can't believe it's a whole year since you didn't become a better person," it delivers the ultimate roast for close friends, siblings, and anyone who appreciates dry humor over fake sentimentality. Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock, it pairs minimal emotional effort with a high-end, premium feel.
- Hilarious, sarcastic "didn't become a better person" cover text
- Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
- Includes matching kraft envelope with wet-to-seal adhesive
- Individually wrapped in a protective clear sleeve
- Blank interior for personalized messages (4.5" × 6.25")
Whole Year Better Person Birthday Card